Welcome to shortstuff's Joke page!
"people in his stature are in...short supply".
There are those that think little of us.
Maggie: Hey Lindsay, you want some chips?, Lindsay: Umm...oo..., Betsy: Maggie! NO! she might fall in the bowl!!
He's so short...he would drown by the time he realised it was raining.
He's so short...he doesn't know if he has a headache or footache.
He's so short...if he pulled his socks up he'd be blind
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